Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 776 views

A wealthy man came

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
and told his wife that he had lost their entire
fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire
the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make
love, we can fire the gardener."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Man kind will never see

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until.


lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,

or the holders of power.


become lovers of wisdom.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nge

A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nger,

Ne@r Hotel M@n@ger L!PS,

M@n@ger K!$$e$ E@CH F!nger,
.
.

G!RL :- Tell Your BO$$ There !$,,,,,

:”:”:”:”:”: NO T!$$UE P@per !n YOUR TO!LET

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho

Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
.
.
Pathan:(Sharmatay huay)
Kuch bhi ho. par hum tum se hi
shadi kray ga.
Khala se bolo
“mujhay bhool jaye.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)