Pathan n Sardar
Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan: Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar: Thanks Yar
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 871 views
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar
mila..
Us par likha tha "isse palat do,
kuch ban jaoge
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"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf
likha tha...
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'Mubarak ho tum Bewkuf Ban
Gaye..
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?
Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.
Husband: Chal jhooTi,Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
EK Gadhe ne sardar ko laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai. SARA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)