Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG
hai!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 872 views

Sardar Had A Baby

Sardar Had A Baby
Sardar:
Bilkul Meri Jesi Ankhyn Hyn “Choti Choti”
Meri Jesi Nak Hy “Choti Si”
Wife Baby Ka Pamper Khol K Boli
“AITHAY KAKA NUMBER LE GYA!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khubsoorat Cheeze Dekho

Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To

Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

problem greater than wife

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
.
Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
.
Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)