Shadi main khana khane
Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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