Shadi main khana khane

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
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Scripted in London
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Rramu:Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?

Raju:


agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
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Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

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Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha

Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.

Mr Funny ne Hindi newspaper me advt di:

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Kami- na

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Shaikh:kia chahye?
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