Disco dance
santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai
gaya c.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 526 views
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