Children whom do u

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?
LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 883 views
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