kaisay mumkin tha
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
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((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maro…:p
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