news paper and lady
Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????
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?
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1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.
2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.
3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 988 views
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