Iss bori pe mat bhetna
DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye
gi!
Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?
Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 795 views
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