Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1168 views
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