We ist landed in moon
USA:We 1st landed in Moon.
Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.
Santa: 1st landed in Sun
USA: U cant. Its too hot
Santa: We landed at Night
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 967 views
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raha tha.
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha, aap q bhag
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har
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Aur
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