after few years of marriage
husband apni wife sey.
"jaan ummmmm don't you like kids
Wife "i love them chotey chotey terbuz k munh waley bchey.
After few years of marriage
wife "oye utha ley kbhi tu bhi isko tu ney bhi paida kiya hey koi mene internet se download nahi kiya
by rida (few years ago!) / 980 views
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A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
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Funny Hindi Husband: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ar ka number
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dr: Which soap do u use?
Sardar: Bajrang da soap
DR: paste ?
SARDAR: Bajrang da paste,
DR: shampooo?
SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo
Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?
Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Responses Of Kiss;
American Girl
Kiss Me In front Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
INSULT AND WIFE ARE SAME!!
we like it only when , it's of others :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)