Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,

Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,

aj khamosh q ho?

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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 754 views

Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation

Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola.

Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke
Pet Mein Rah Gaya Hai, Dobara Operation Karna Hoga”
Doctor Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Bola.

Santa: “Abey Pagal Hai Kya? Ye Le 20 Rupay, Naya Le Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?

Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?

Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .
Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .
Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

You can maary a woman for...

You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
you to get closer to your ALLAH
Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.

Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.

Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)