Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib
1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….
Larki: Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…
Pathan: Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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