Height of nalaik pan

Height Of Nalaiq Pun...
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago...!!:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views
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