Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Line marti hai

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

toys chupa do

Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Smart Doctor

A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)