1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gya
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gya
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha:
Khan Sahab Kya Hua?
Khan: Hum Pathar Se Keel Thonk Raha Tha
Hum Ko 1 Aadmi Bola:
Khan Khopri Istemaal Kro.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1116 views
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