Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan s
Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views
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