Aapko kya problm hai

Doc: Aapko kya problm ha?

Mreez: Patlay motion
doc: Kitne ptlay?
Mrez: Boohat ptlay

doc: phir b kitne?

Mrez: Itne k Aap us se kulli kr sakte hein.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 712 views
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