Teri galiyon mein ghumenge
Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,
Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui
hai,
Jaa ke puch le us Thanedaar se,
Humne uski bhi ladki fasai hui hai!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 475 views
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