A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Raju (few years ago!) / 998 views

Complan

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho GOLU Kya Bola
Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy Ko Bolo
COMPLAN Pilaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife:agar main mar jaon

Wife:agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge...............

Hasband:Shayad main bhi mar jaon ga..........

Wife: kion???

Hasband:kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When I was a young man,

Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.

Son: What did you say to them?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)