Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 682 views
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How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
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Child: No, I don’t.
Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.
Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.
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ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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.. kyun???
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D
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BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
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Phir
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Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....
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After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
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Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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