Teacher Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho
Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
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