MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WaRNa AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 818 views

mujhe bimari hai

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai .
khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad
nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon .
doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho thik ho jaoge

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Child had Never Seen His Hips

A Child had Never Seen His Hips before.

1 Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.

He Came To Home & Saw In Mirror & Said Kamini ne 2 tukray hi kar die!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father: So less mark

Father: So less marks???
I should slap you two times
Son: Yes father
I have even seen the house of the teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AGr KhuBsuraT

AGr KhuBsuraT

H0na JurM Hy TO,
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HaN HaN HaN

Me MuJrIm Hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)