Murge ka anda

Gabbar::o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha 1 kiun dia? Tujhe mujh se dar nai lagta?
Murga:dar ki waja se 1 anda dia hai waise me murga hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 945 views
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