Hello G!
Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,
Police:Ye kaise huwa ?
Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara
conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene
gaya huwa tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti
Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apnikisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladka Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”
Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon”
Ladka Udas Ho Gaya Phir
Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola
Ladka: “Teri Mummy Ko
Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga”
Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
?
?
Socho
?
?
Ek POLICE OFFICER..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)