A woman dies
A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.
Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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