A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.

Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views

Kill One....

Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"

He answerd, "KILL ONE"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ye CNG bidi hai.

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola: Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?

Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG bidi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College student

How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.

" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".

" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "

"He was the original owner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan qabrisatan me

Pathan rat k andhere me qabaristan me ghus gia
jab 45 min bad dosri taraf se ja nikala to pasina ponjhte howe kaha ye kon sa road tha itne jumps

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)