Jaali Note
Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop
pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi
hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf
leney aya hun.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 773 views
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