Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views

Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice k

Santa: Yaar mene ek chij notice ki haiN Banta: kya?

Santa: mene hamesha note kiya hai ki jab railway fatak band hota hai to train jarur aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Love is a Quest

A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."

"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.

Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa and banta

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A polish student

A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)