Larki Mandir Me

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views
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