Sardarji Committing Suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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