not to kids
Ek Ladaki people ne phenkehuye nimbu apane hole me zel rahi thi. people ne poocha.... people: tum ye kam America me karogi to bahoot paisa milega Ladaki: meri maa already america me hai wo tarbo ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 815 views
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