Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 496 views
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