3 Idiots
3 Idiots Urdu Funny Jokes Tamam Pakistani Bhaiyon Aur Unki Behnon Se Appeal Hai. Ke Please Aamir Khan ki New Movie “3 IDIOTS” Na Dekhen. Kyon K . . Woh Abhi Tak Release He Nahi Hui Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 489 views
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Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki
Sardar Bola: Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!
Pathan: O’Yara!
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?
Pathan:
Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)
(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey …
Sardar 2: Aaho !
Sardar : Te Feer Test Match Kyun 5 Dina Da Honda Ey
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladko Ke Fandaa:
Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad
Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya,
Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya Tha
Tab Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Attitude:
Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen
Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hen
Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hen
Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)