Loot lia
Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot
Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti
Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le
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