Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot
Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti
Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views

Sardar and Memon

Sardar: Soch Raha Hoon K USA Ghoom Aaon
Kitna Paisa Lage Ga?
Memon: Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Sardar: Wo Kaise?
Memon: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bollywood Songs Dedicated to Student Life

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.

"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)