Awkward Moment for Wedding
That awkward moment when you
see a beautiful girl at a wedding
and then she shouts
Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti
Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 891 views
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AMERICAN LIFESTYLE :
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DAUGHTER: “Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday.
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Forgot to invite U..
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DAD:” U nauty.. It’s Ok..
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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