Museum administrator:
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
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What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
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Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
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