Museum administrator:
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 841 views
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Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
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Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A Genius Answer:
A line is a dot, going for a walk..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D
by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)
>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka Bus mein ek Larki k paon k oopar
paon aa gaya,
Pathan: I'm sorry.
Girl: Andhey ho kya ?
Ek Handsome boy ka b paon Larki k paon k oopar
aa gaya,
Larka: I'm sorry.
Larki: It's ok, No problem
Pathan: (Ghussey mein) Q humara SORRY ka
spellings galat tha kya ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi
"ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.."
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Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola
"Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)