Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 2270 views

Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise

Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…

Boyfrirend: Kamini Behaya I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zaleel aurat…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

This wife is too jealous

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Discussing grades

A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 pagal dusre se

1st pagal: me aksar khawab me dekhta hon mera aik paion karachi aur dosra lahore hota hai.
2nd pagal:khuwab na dekha karo shalwar phat jae gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)