Kisi ka Accident dekne

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1027 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 sa
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa amrud bech rha tha

Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Aurat AADHI

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
r Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 Kanjoos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai

Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha

Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.

Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.

Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?

Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Conductor- Tu hamesha

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Baby

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bakra ibah karr raha

Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan in school

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Shadi K Baad Maut

Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?
Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,

Jahan Parents ko Loota

Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Sard Fizaaa

Ijazat

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook