Teacher me ksi pe

Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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