Hathi Plastic Ka Tha
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12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?
Admi: Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.
Bacha: Nahi 12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.
Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?
Admi: Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?
Bacha: Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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