Mamu -Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.

Munna bhai -Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

Mamu -Meinay ek tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views

Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce



2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?



Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Blood test

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha

Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha

Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”

Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.

Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”

Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”

Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)