Char Mahinay Mein
Mamu -Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
Munna bhai -Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
Mamu -Meinay ek tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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