BOY:Mujhe maaf karna

BOY:Mujhe maaf karna
Maine aapse chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki he

GIRL:Koi baat nhi
Chalo Aj mai tumhe apne BACCHO se milati hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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