Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,

Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.

Sardar: I have not slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?

Sardar: I Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did not you exchange?

Sardar: That was the pity, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Se Bhagwan Hi Bachaye

Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main

Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa
Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”

Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final
Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Am i that good

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)