Poverty Line

Politician wanted to (bring/uplift) poor people

living below poverty line. He thought that

simplest way will be to tie that poverty line

2 feet below from the existing level so that

those poor people can be brought up quickly

and they will be richer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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