A child said to a pregnant lady
ye pait me kia hy ?

Lady: is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby hy

Child: itna pyara tha to khaya Q moti...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views

See My Leg & Tell My Name

Sardar In Bio Practical Exam

Examinar: See Bird’s Leg & Tell Me Its Name

Sardar: I Don’t Know

Examinar: U’ve Failed.What’s Ur Name?

Sardar: See My Leg & Tell My Name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

“u will go to jail”.

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Mein bi aqal mand hun

Wife:aj me towel me thi aur room me achanak susar g aa gae,
husband:pher tum ne kia kya?
Wife:towel ko khol k sar pe le liya itni aqal mujh me bi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)