Memon Shadi Me Bv Se
BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon:Moo Dikhaee.
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