Tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?

Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?

Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?

Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?

Banta: main toilet mein baita tha

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