Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

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