¤Biwi shohar se :
Batao woh kon si cheez hai jo tum roz roz dekh sakte ho par torr nahi sakte?

Shohar ghusse
say:

Tumhara moun..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.

Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.

Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar came to the office of

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta owned a factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)