Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,

Maa: Kahan Thay.?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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